• The Unskippable Playlist: 500 Of The Greatest Songs Ever Made Part 2: 500-476

    500.Song:Super Sad Generation

    Artist:Arlo Parks

    Album:Super Sad Generation EP 

    “Don’t call me grieving for what we used to be” For a generation that was born just as 9/11 tore everything apart, with the world still struggling to put the pieces back together two decades later, resignation just seemed to be the right response to a climate of paranoia and looming societal collapse. Arlo Parks, British born and wearing more than a little of Billie Eilish’s cynicism on her heart, strikes a perfect chord on this track. Its genius is to call back to old school hip-hop sonics, avoiding dated cultural references and having a keen ear for social detail, combining all times to be of all time. “Generational Anthems” tend to be either overly celebrational or heavily condemning, Super Sad Generation captures the middle ground, the essence of grief infused apathy and the myriad of destructive ways we try to cope with it, but super laid back about it at the same time. “We’re a super sad generation/ Killing time and losing our paychecks”.

    499.Song:Dreams Burn Down

    Artist:Ride

    Album:Nowhere

    Most shoegaze records are mystifyingly dense efforts, clouds of guitars subduing whatever vocals manage to pierce through the monstrous veil. Ride is a band that chose to keep things crystal clear so we all would know where they stood, the noise only coming in when absolutely necessary. “Dreams Burn Down”, a song about a failing relationship, has such icy sonics that I always feel chilled to the bone when listening to it. The compressed wails of this song are always teetering on the edge of a cliff, the massive, titanic, bursts of guitar noise hitting all the harder when paired with lyrics like “I just want what I can’t have/ ‘Til my dreams burn down and choke me everytime”. The accompanying melodic guitar lines constantly keep us reaching for release, for an ounce of empathy “She’s effortlessly cool/ But circumstances can be cruel”. From an album whose defining image is of a cresting wave, this song has potently symbolic tides.

    498.Song:Life Is A Highway

    Artist:Tom Cochrane

    Album:Mad Mad World 

    Needing a pep-talk to himself after witnessing the ravages of famine in East Africa, Tom Cochrane put the finishing touches on his greatest hit. The iconic opening guitar riffs and thundering drums draw you in as Cochrane spouts platitudes.  His rough vocals are a perfect engine for his potent escapist imagery. “From Mozambique to those Memphis nights/ The Khyber Pass to Vancouver’s Lights” As a sonic road trip throughout the world, one that asks us to carry on, to forge onward towards a higher mode of existence for all, it clearly became more than a mere pep talk for millions. It could have turned out so much differently too, if the original “Love Is A Highway” version trotted out in ‘85 had turned out to be the final cut. As it is, this is an inspirational tune, asking us all to aspire to better the world, to allow us all a chance to travel on the highway of life together. (if you thought that pun was lame, try listening to the Rascal Flatts cover).

    497.Song:West End Girls

    Artist:Pet Shop Boys

    Album:Please 

    “Sometimes you’re better off dead/ There’s a gun in your hand and it’s pointing at your head”. The Pet Shop Boys had recorded an early version of this song with producer Bobby Orlando in 1984. If they had stuck with that recording as the official version, they would never have become artists of note. It sounds more like the roughest demo imaginable with horrifically dated drums and bass lines, poor Neil Tennant has to rush his lyrics to barely keep up with the tempo. Still, there was enough potential here for EMI to re-record and thus immortalize it. The new synths and rhythm tracks, added by new producer Stephen Hague, give Tennant’s lyrics time to breathe and flow, the snazzy bass lines and sampled chorals giving the proceedings a glistening sheen. The end result was uncanny, presaging British trip hop by almost a decade, with a guest vocal spot from Helena Springs lending an indelible element of class to crass existence.

    496.Song:Tom’s Diner (DNA remix)

    Artist: DNA feat. Suzanne Vega/ Suzanne Vega

    Album: 7” A/ Solitude Standing

    Suzanne Vega has a graceful, waif-like, voice that smooths out across the frequencies. It’s for this reason that the original track was used to heavily test the MP3 compression technique, its finesse qualities exposing bad compression that was then corrected. Fittingly, it was then sampled digitally for the dance floor by DNA and layered carefully over a dark beat sampled from Soul II Soul’s “Keep On Movin”. The result was a monster hit, surpassing Vega’s original by a considerable margin on the charts. Listening to this track today reveals a revelatory mood piece, perfect for relaxing by the window, observing all of the wistful souls walking by. “”It’s always nice to see you”/ Says the man behind the counter/ To the woman who has come in”. We’ve come full circle to fulfilling the purpose of Vega’s original lyrics. Form and function, united by digital manipulation and organic technique.

    495.Song:The Middle

    Artist:Jimmy Eat World

    Album:Bleed American 

    After two underperforming album releases, as well as being dropped from Capitol Records, Jimmy Eat World faced a bleak choice, disband or go all in and finance their new album by themselves. They gambled on the latter and won to the benefit of music lovers everywhere. Instead of experimenting with their sound, likely the cause of their previous underperformance on the charts, they kept things lean and mean, eh, maybe “mean” is the wrong word to use when describing any part of this song’s joyous energies. An imitable guitar riff  leans into verses asking you to not “Write yourself off yet” while rolling bass lines drag you along for the ride.. The leaping choruses and tight production help make this a sublime anthem for the “almost there’s” of the world. What a joyous outburst, no song since has captured its insistent propulsiveness. “Everything, everything will be just fine/ Everything, everything will be alright, alright”

    494.Song:Torn

    Artist:Natalie Imbruglia/ Neck Deep

    Album:Left Of The Middle/ Songs That Saved My Life 

    I must admit to initially giving this song short shrift, considering it perhaps too fluffy and breezy sounding for my own personal tastes. A random facebook post in my feed convinced me otherwise. You can thank Neck Deep for its cover, and helping me realize the inherent beauty and real importance to others that this song had, and that it now has to me. After all, the covers album that spawned this take is called Songs That Saved My Life. I started to connect with Natalie’s emotional turmoil, how everything coming apart in front of your eyes is so universal that sometimes you need a song to sing it, to pump fists in the air in solidarity as the chorus soars over you. The fragile guitars and drums are the perfect backdrop to her poetic yearnings. Surprisingly, her version wasn’t the original, that being one written by three Swedish artists but initially recorded by Lis Sorenson as “Burned”. Natalie Imbruglia, with her steadfast vocals,  still did it the best.

    493.Song:Love It If We Made It

    Artist:The 1975

    Album:A Brief Inquiry Into Online Relationships

    Can a song be of its time and for all time? Certainly “We Didn’t Start The Fire” by Billy Joel, a song which” Love It If We Made It” is frequently compared to, has dated rather horrifically thanks to its insistence on itself. I think the key to remaining vital, to avoiding losing the listener in an ocean of increasingly dated references, is to center things on a central theme and surround it with sonic warmth. This voluminous song hits these notes with its pleading chorus and glistening synthetic charm. Matt Healy’s lyrics list out a constant row of political and personal chaos, listing out a panoply of the evils of modernity, but brings everyone around to that central theme “I’d love it if we made it”. That’s a far more hopeful note than “We didn’t start the fire/ but when we are gone it will still burn on”. Humanity is the point, without hope we will find ourselves forever mired in the dregs. Here is a hope spring, it springs eternal.

    492.Song:Super Bass

    Artist:Nicki Minaj

    Album: Pink Friday (Complete Edition) 

    The appeal of Nicki Minaj’s best work is her gift for superfluous verse, but making each syllable sound as vital as it needs to be. “Super Bass” is a joyous gallop through infatuation, as she raps at a million miles an hour. One of the old jokes about Bruce Springsteen is how he could cram eight minutes of lyrics into five, but Nicki seems to cram a lifetime into three minutes and twenty seconds. It is a game impersonation of the rapid heartbeats we’ve all had when crushing on our loves, even trying to type out some lyrics here would fail to approximate the sheer velocity of the verses. The chorus provides some crucial relief, soaring over events with joyful directness “Can’t you hear that boom badoom boom boom badoom boom bass? (he got that superbass)”. Nicki’s signature brattiness and undeniable zeal carry this song high above its pop contemporaries. I predict its luminous flows will impress forever.

    491.Song:Immigrant Song

    Artist:Led Zeppelin/ Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross feat Karen O

    Album: Led Zeppelin III/ The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo 

    Immigrant Song, being one of the few singles Led Zeppelin ever deigned to release to us plebs, hosts one of those pummeling riffs that hoists artists above our mere mortal stations and should help III keep its relevancy to the band’s legendary discography. For this song to work it had to have the talent, and talent it had. Robert Plant’s howls bristle with demonic energy, John Bonham’s drums driving the band forward like a battle cry, all Jimmy Page and John Paul Jones had to do was coast, but they hold their own against the sonic storm. “The hammer of the gods/ Will drive our ships to new lands”. Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross and Karen O. would later capitalize on this song’s darker undercurrents, it is about viking invasions after all, to match its galloping energy blow for blow, beat for punishing beat. In either case, the potent immediacy of this song will always drive the listener towards Valhalla’s gates.

    490.Song:Beautiful Day

    Artist:U2

    Album: All That You Can’t Leave Behind/ 360 At The Rose Bowl 

    After alienating the music buying public with the contentious electronic album Pop, U2 felt that they needed to “re-apply for the position of the biggest rock band in the world”. In order to be The Biggest Rock Band In The World, you have to sound like it. Beautiful Day is a globe-trotting, explosive return to the 80’s zeitgeist that the band had left behind with Achtung Baby. Opening with delayed piano chords, subtle guitars and soft electric drums, the song builds tension until the chorus cuts loose with soaring vocal harmonies. “Teach me, love/ I know I’m not a hopeless case” lyrics like this indicate that not all of the poetical flourishes Bono employed were meant to appeal to everyone’s inner Springsteen, indeed, there’s a certain meta appeal to show that the band’s previous excessive eclecticism wasn’t all for naught, “You’ve been all over/ And it’s been all over you/ It’s a beautiful day, oh”.

    489.Song:You Better Run

    Artist:Jubalaires

    Album:Gospel Classics 

    The Jubalaires are a group in considerable danger of fading from history, as there is an astonishing lack of complete information available about them online. This is even more shocking because, as recent reddit posts have unearthed, they might legitimately be an important precursor to modern day hip-hop and were a decently popular force in pop culture, appearing across multiple films and daytime television stints. Finding any reliable information about even the exact group composition at the time of recording this very song was a mind-numbing lost cause. Powering through all of the scratches and grime of ancient recording technology is an incredible joy inherent to this record, the vocal talents of the group jumping through harmonies and rising/falling melodies with gusto. It’s an incredible showcase of the very best of the Gospel artists of the 40’s and 50’s, and one you should make every effort to track down before it disappears forever.

    488.Song:Ms. Jackson

    Artist:Outkast

    Album:Stankonia 

    Ms. Jackson is a rarity of a song, even outside of its original cultural context it hits the listener at an oblique emotional angle. It is part panic attack, part sincere ballad, a schizophrenic journey through the joys and terrors of childbirth and its effects upon the relationships of the affected parties.. Backed by a swirl of synths, reversed rhythmic samples and a gnarly bass guitar cutting through, Big Boi raps frantically and Andre 3000 sings soulfully,  contributing his own heartfelt plea “I’m sorry Ms. Jackson/ Oooh/ I am for real”. It’s quite a ride, even overpowering any cynicism generated over the corny way he sings that line. The real life inspiration for Ms. Jackson, the mother of his then-girlfriend Eryka Badu, certainly appreciated the meaning behind the emotional mess “She bought herself a ‘Ms. Jackson’ license plate. She had the mug, she had the ink pen, she had the headband, everything”. I think she accepted the trillion apologies.

    487.Song:Blinded By The Lights

    Artist:The Streets

    Album:A Grand Don’t Come For Free

    Night Time, an urban lane lit by harsh streetlights. Neon signs. Faded figures blinking in and out of existence in time to the flickering synths. “That’s the one, oy”. Mike Skinner’s rapping is paranoia inducing, “stumble-tripping his way” [1]  through the lines “This night’s a tragedy/ I keep thinking I saw her”. That ragged sense of desperation runs through the whole track. The chorus, with Jackie Rawe singing oddly calmly “Lights are blinding my eyes”, must be a sick joke played on Mike’s character, right? “No That’s not them/ That’s not them either/ and I’m thinking [People pushing by/ walking off into the night]”. As the song progresses, He starts rapping as if has nowhere to go and is in no hurry to get there “My head’s twisted severe/ Body is rushing everywhere”. Eventually, he finds himself exactly where his paranoia and imbibing has left him “What was I thinking about?/ Ah, who cares? I’m mashed”.  “[People pushing by]”.

    486.Song:I’m So Sick

    Artist:Flyleaf

    Album:Flyleaf 

    “I will break into your thoughts/ with what’s written on my heart” The moment Lacey Sturm’s vocals appear, in all of their massively compressed clarity, soaring above the crunchy bass guitar riff, is the moment some hidden primal instinct kicks in; the fight-or-flight response towards an impending threat. This entire song feels like an incarnate urge, grimy and infectious. The guitars in the verses ring out as if their strings were laced with poison, the chorus guitars distortion seems to be coated with gauze bandages. Sturm’s vocals, laced with spit that the uber compression can’t help but reveal, cut though this devious mix and pummeling drums as if to apply stitches.”I’m So Sick” is an artifact of its time and place, released in the very peak of the Loudness Wars raging on the radio, but it achieves a feeling of insidiousness that places it far above its nu-metal/post-grunge contemporaries. Just have a good shower after listening to it.

    485.Song:Forgive You

    Artist:Leon Bridges

    Album:Good Thing 

    It’s a small detail, about 8 seconds of audio in the intro, a recording of driving along a highway, the muted drums sounding like windshield wipers clearing away the raindrops, but it is a profoundly moving starting point for this neo-soul classic to drift on from. Anybody who has had to take a walk, to drive away after some new detail wreaks havoc over your personal life, will know this feeling. While Leon Bridges sings “Did I not love enough/ To keep your attention on and on?” the warm bass roils underneath, the piano chords striking resoundingly, as if demanding answers. The whole song has a bittersweet quality hanging off of every note, when Leon sings “And I forgive you/ though my friends told me not to” he sounds like a man coming to terms with his own weaknesses. The ones we love are capable of doing great damage to our perceptions of ourselves, but healing begins with small steps towards the clarity of experience. A small detail, but moving.

    484.Song:Dirt In The Ground

    Artist:Tom Waits

    Album:Bone Machine

    You can accuse Tom Waits of many things, but you absolutely could never claim that he was a conventional artist. Who else could carry this grave-leaden song with such sincerity? What other voice than his distinctive, guttural, howl, could embody death with such force and stumbling grace? Only him, only this voice. What’s astonishing about this song, and the album it came off of, was how dark and gloomy it was compared to the PEAK OF THE GRUNGE MOVEMENT happening concurrently. I kick myself sometimes upon realizing that. “Dirt In The Ground” succeeds at the mythic metaphor level of popular art, it is precisely what it says on the tin. However you imagine a song with that title playing out, this goes exactly where it means to. This is despite how sparse the musical accompaniment to Wait’s singing is. Light touches of percussion, some detuned bells and creaking floorboard taps, and funeral procession piano. Only him, only here.

    483.Song:Have Love Will Travel

    Artist:The Sonics

    Album:Here Are The Sonics 

    You’re not you when you are horny. But, you know, sometimes you need music for the down and dirty aspects of life, and very often you need that music to sound as raw and unhinged as your base instincts. “Have Love Will Travel” is one of the earliest songs where I can confidently state that love in and of itself is not the point, it’s a side effect of the thing to come. Boy, does the song sound raw and unhinged, this the output of a band that would rip studio foam off of the walls to get a “more live” sound. The vocals regularly peak the microphone and the drums are recorded so roughly that they seem to shake the very walls with their volume. Just listen at 40 seconds in, “I’m looking for a woman that will satisfy me”, until the era of the loudness wars fully overtook us, these were the loudest sounding drums in music. The sheer chaotic, pummeling, energy of it all is still awesome to behold.

    482.Song:Cannonball

    Artist:The Breeders

    Album:Last Splash 

    I find it hard to process this track, the way it starts and stops as if asking for trouble, the undeniable distorted beauty broken up by those psychedelic guitar wobbles and stuttering chorus riffs. Maybe this is why the Breeders never had another hit, the world is still trying to figure this one out. But hey, the band would end up tearing itself apart soon after this record stunned the alternative rock community, so maybe that was the point all along. Perhaps we should have expected no different from Kim Deal, of Pixies fame. She finds herself accompanied by oddly contorted harmonies on lines like “Spitting in a wishing well”, cooing with intense distortion at seemingly random points, and even cutting off all effects starkly on “Crash, I’m the last splash”. This makes for one of the most bizarre yet compelling listens in the history of rock, more than worthy of analysis, even if mostly just to find out what the hell it all means.

    481.Song:Rebel Girl

    Artist:Bikini Kill

    Album:The Singles 

    “Be my rebel girl”. In a world where Queer relationships are very visibly becoming an accepted part of establishment culture, the lyrical meaning behind this song has lost some of its punk edge. But we are not here to sieve through lyrics and anoint them as essential verse, we are here to listen to songs and “Rebel Girl” has lost none of its potent energies in that field. The almost literally screaming guitars, Tobi Vail’s militant drums threatening to march on the bastille, Kathleen Hanna’s vocals on the bleeding edge of riot grrrl manners, it’s a soundscape of incandescent passion. “When she talks, I hear the revolution/ In her hips, there’s revolution”,  all throughout, the latent energies threaten to boil over. There’s no room for doubt, no subtlety to any of this, this is a song that will pin you in the corner and scream to the heavens “That girl thinks she is the queen of the neighborhood/ I’ve got news for you, She IS!”.

    480.Song:Old Skool Love

    Artist:Divine Brown

    Album:Divine Brown 

    There’s a neat psychological effect happening in the opening verses of this R&B gem. Listen to the way that Divine Brown sings, the way that she almost seems to be tripping over the words,“Just when I started to get myself together again/ Thoughts of you come creepin’ in”, rushing them along over the warm bed of dry drums and steady guitars. This buildup of tension allows for the chorus to pour on smooth, like syrup over pancakes. This whole song is a masterclass in understated production. There’s no soaring chorus, no booming instrumentals artificially pumping up the emotions, only a warm, intimate, embrace. The loudest element in the mix is an incredibly dry drum kit, the snare and hi-hat doing their best to relax in the corner, like an approving parent shepherding the proceedings along. Divine Brown is given the maximal amount of space to breathe, and she capitalizes with a performance remarkable in its assuredness.

    479.Song:Waiting Room

    Artist:Fugazi

    Album:13 Songs  

    That opening bass bar, does it set you on edge? Is the way it seemingly stumbles into the rest of the band a wake-up call? Here we have a punk song rebelling, but not against the system. No, it is poking and prodding you, attempting to get you off of your anxious, depressed, butt. This is why the main guitar riff has a vaguely threatening aura to it, why the band halts for half a bar in the beginning before kicking right back in. It is letting you know, through songwriting technique, that you can overcome your self-imposed limitations. There’s no need for you to wait around, stuck in a morass of malaise, as if the perfect time is going to stumble into you at your convenience. Sometimes, the system that is ripe for rebellion is the one you’ve concocted for yourself. Carpe Diem. “I’m gonna fight for what I want to be/ And I won’t make the same mistakes/ Because I know how much time that wastes”.

    478.Song:Someday

    Artist:Carpenters

    Album:Ticket To Ride

    Being a pop star is an exercise in willing public humiliation. The artist is asked to lay bare their soul every time they perform for a crowd, or write a song to be digested in intimate personal settings divorced from intent or control. No wonder some of the biggest stars live tragic lives and sound like it. Karen Carpenter was such a sublime vocal talent, here she leaves you curled up on the floor, balling your eyes out as an emotional wreck. Opening with her brushed drums and Richard Carpenter accompanying her on piano, she soothes us along heartbreaking lyrics such as “One day, when I am able to love you/ I’ll come back from wherever I’ve been to”. The grand orchestral sweeps that come in serve merely as anchor points for her voice to soar over, eventually the volume swells to the point of distorting the track. She remains serene in the middle, like the protagonist of a broadway musical, caught alone in the spotlight.

    477.Song:Sleepyhead

    Artist:Passion Pit

    Album:Manners 

    We each process our personal miseries in different ways, for Ayad Al Adhamy, his emotions are almost literally a swirl of barely intelligible screaming sessions. It’s almost how a …”Sleepyhead” would process someone berating them for sleeping in. Hmmm. Perhaps this is why the sample of Irish folk artist Mary O’Hara doesn’t process correctly, sounding rather adroitly like “Please, Unicorn/ Eat tacos with me” instead. However you hear those lyrics, the intent comes across correctly. What follows is a glittering dreamscape, with synths that dance around the speakers and up and down the octaves. The sparkling bells that accompany lines like “They couldn’t think of something to say the day you burst” allow for a lucid suspension in the listener, carrying us away on dreamlike imagery. Here is a song that sounds like nothing else, as if fetched from a dream. “You were one inch from the edge on this bed/ I drag you back, a sleepyhead”.

    476.Song:Little Red Corvette

    Artist:Prince

    Album:1999 

    One thing I’ve struggled to reckon with when listening to this song is a tiny, negligible detail of the mix. In the pre-chorus, and occasionally throughout the rest of the song but especially there, we hear a very distorted Prince sing “But it was saturday night, I guess that makes it all right/ And you say” What’ve I got to lose””. Every official studio version of this song has this distortion while some remixes have cleaner vocals, so it was a deliberate choice. For anyone listening in headphones this can be off-putting. Taken in from the perspective of Prince as THE artist that he is, I very much get it. This is a song about a one-night stand, passion can ramp up very suddenly in these situations, silly limitations such as recording levels are no impediment to those emotions. I guess it helps that the rest of the song has a warm bed of synths, frenetic guitars and champagne drums. I Respect the artistry of it, even if my ears start bleeding unexpectedly.

    Stay tuned for part 3: 475-451

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  • The Unskippable Playlist: 500 Of The Greatest Songs Of All Time Part 1: Foreword
    Album cover of The Rolling Stones' 'Let It Bleed' featuring a cake on a turntable.

    Part 1: Foreword

     I suppose I’m going to have to explain myself.

    One of the most fascinating projects in music history is the ongoing attempt by major music publications to establish a definitive canon for popular music. Leaving aside the spurious notion of even making that attempt in the first place, critic Jim DeRogatis, writing in the book Kill Your Idols, had a somewhat nifty insight into what has made lists like Rolling Stone’s Top 500 songs/albums of all time lists so infuriating; consistency. Even if we allow for slight variances in opinions, he found it quite jarring that these venerated publications would vary their revisions so wildly, observing “Did [downgraded in rank] albums somehow grow “less great”, while the additional Beatles efforts and Pet Sounds got better?”. While this is an incisive barb, I find that even he misses the true reason that these lists always feel so scattershot and uneven: How the lists were compiled. 

    You see, in order to compile their lists, Rolling Stone, and other magazines too unremarkable to really consider, would ask industry veterans and staff writers to jot down their fifty or so favourite songs and average the results. This would result in goofy mathematical errors like causing the only two Aretha Franklin albums to appear side-by-side, or worse, overrepresentation of certain artists and eras of music. The Beatles are great and all, but having more than twenty spots reserved for them is a bit excessive when compared to the vast wealth of great music out there and released since. Their methodology also managed to neatly sidestep entire genres and important figures without any reason compelling to the reader to do so. As a result you have lists either devoid of Heavy Metal and Rap, or having them represented in a token-like fashion. All of this to allow a staff writer to seriously try and justify Procol Harum’s A Whiter Shade Of Pale’s placement amongst its betters. Even in some great reference books like 1001 Songs You Must Hear Before You Die, there’s never a sense of a singular, sane, voice guiding the experience. 

    This project has been 18 years in the making, ever since I first encountered Rolling Stone’s Top 500 Albums Of All Time book in my school library around 2004 and started noticing its many flaws. Even my adolescent brain easily noticed the gall of packing so many Beatles albums into the top ten, how so many genres were passed over in favour of some bland white-boy blues guitarist’s anemic output. That broad sense of betrayal of the ideal in my mind (however improperly formed at that point in my life) of what a good critic’s opinions should be: based on sincere evaluation rather than personal favoritism. So I decided to rectify that. I decided to put in the work to compile a Top 500 Songs list of my own. Yes, in short, you could say this playlist has been entirely fueled by spite ever since I was a teenager. My plan was simply to be a singular voice competing against what I perceived as the broad imperfections of the aggregate.

    So how do you solve for that? How does one plan to first compile and then write blurbs for 500 songs, a project that seemingly no singular individual has accomplished before? Well first I had to adopt a standard for what a great song even was. I definitely did not want to go down the road of “well a great song is one that is influential”, because that introduced too many variables for any listener to have to care about. Nor did I want to simply aggregate a list of my favourite songs, because that is a fundamental waste of any reader’s time to preach about what you and only you can perceive. So the standard became brutally simple: The song had to impress me as I listened to it, which, thanks to my subsequent training at The Art Institute of Vancouver’s Professional Recording Arts program, was easier, instinctual even. Then I would have each song battle it out in my head, the superior gaining higher and higher ranking. Plus I had to decide on the more objective factors like having the songs be non-instrumental and predominantly in the English language to allow for me to write blurbs that are more understanding of the subject matter and thus more appreciative of a reader’s needs. Then I decided on a cutoff date of Dec 31st. 2019, just so I wouldn’t get carried away with recency bias and as a nice good decade break line. Influence did play a tiny factor , but only as a tiebreaking function, not a foremost requirement. Finally, we had a 500 song base.

    Then revisions had to happen. It would often be the case that I would think I had a final playlist sorted out only to listen to a new track that put me in a mental fugue state “Oh, I have to make room for this” and then have to make the brutal decisions on what to cut. But this seemingly endless grind of bloodletting has left me with a slate of songs that I would put up proudly against the music publications of note’s variations on this theme. I allowed the full breadth of popular music’s rich history to envelop and overawe me and the results are a varied swathe of textures and intents. Metal and hip-hop have finally been given their due on this list, as have many songs that have never even sniffed critical popularity until I serendipitously stumbled upon them. Female artists, which bizarrely had less than 200 entries on Rolling Stone’s 2010 list, have full reign here. Quality, it seems, has a diversity all its own. To be sure, there had to be sanity checks, so I used the music publications rankings as at least a starting point, checking and re-checking whether any of their featured songs deserved spots here. Thankfully, after a while I didn’t have a need to sanity check the list anymore, I was quite happy with the results.

    Finally, I had to write the blurbs. Far too often it would be the case where you would read a Rolling Stone blurb just to get trivia. Nothing that tells you how the track sounds or how it factors into greatness. This infuriating habit is another reason for the broad disconnect between the readers and the writers who compiled it. So I had to balance a lot of things when writing each and every paragraph long blurb. One, I had to minimize trivia, I actively avoided just quoting the Wikipedia page to fill out space. If a song’s blurb has a bit of trivia that’s uncited, assume I used a commonly searched source, the Wikipedia page, or the Genius page for my information. Second, I had to get to the core sound and purpose of each track, not to get bogged down in numbing recitation of said trivia that no one pressing play cares about. For each and every song here, my strategy was to take what the song was giving me and find a way to make the experience of reading it interesting. I had to wear my thesaurus ragged when doing this by the way. There are only so many ways that you can write the words spectacular or explosive. So I have to humbly apologize in advance for any hyperbole or sense of literary muchness, I genuinely believe these to be among the 500 Greatest Songs ever written, there’s going to be a lot of praise words thrown about and a ton of different adjectives.

    Among the 500 Greatest Songs ever. There’s the key language difference that I have couched this entire endeavour in. I didn’t want this to be a “new canon”, merely a proviso to maybe revise some parts of it. I have to be precise in the naming and writing of this playlist as I am keenly aware of the gall of some “nobody” coming out of nowhere to declare the 500 Greatest Songs Ever Made, even more so since that title would put me in the same company of Rolling Stone and their ilk. I’m not that arrogant. I genuinely want this playlist to be a starting point, yes, but one that acknowledges its inherent limitations. Hence “Of the greatest songs ever made”. The language matters.

    The sheer mathematical impossibility of anyone ever being able to listen to every song ever made is another issue. Spotify alone has 100,000 tracks added to it every day, so we are approaching volumes of available music that near exponential levels. However, this does provide me with some cover in case a track you really want to be on the playlist isn’t there. I decided on the five hundred number because it was expansive enough to be inclusive and exclusive enough to be competitive, which is why I haven’t matched the 1001 Songs You Must Listen To Before You Die threshold. Even if the song wasn’t featured, if it was in the realm of the top 10,000 in your head or mine, it would still definitely be in the top 99.99999999 percentile of all songs ever released. With that I must add the disclaimer that, unless noted, I am not denigrating any tracks not featured, they merely don’t meet the requirements to be on this list. Don’t despair, the numbers probably agree with your assessment, we all win with math!

    Then we have some of the more subjective qualities that are unique to me and my perceptions. For instance, one of my personal observations on how music is consumed and critically evaluated. For so many critics they seem to fall back onto how important a song is or how its lyrics seem to mean more than the music itself. I’ve always had a problem with any approach that places the words of a song above the totality of the whole experience. Listening to great songs is not an exercise in absorbing the importance or meaning of it, but a submission to the Frisson of it all. The vital purpose of a great song should be as self-evident as possible when pressing play. Hence my most subjective take that shaped this entire list: The lyrics don’t matter until the music does. Lyrics do matter, just not enough to elevate them into the utmost component. Anywhere in this playlist where I do lean heavily on interpretations of lyrics, rest assured that they had to pass the music mattering first and foremost beforehand. You can also use the assembled playlist for context when needed.

    I hope, after reading all of this, that you don’t get the sense that I was purely fueled by rage when making this playlist. As noted above, it started as an adolescent revenge fantasy that mellowed out over time into more of a musical journey. I thoroughly enjoyed the process of researching, writing and compiling the songs laid out here for your perusal. While this most emphatically is not a ranked list of my favourite songs, many of the songs here have become my favourites over the process of listening to them. It’s hard not to get carried up in the whirlwind of sound that can hit your ears as you hit shuffle or play it in sequence. You’ll run the gamut and come out the other end having been thrilled, seduced, enamored. Fight your way through the maelstrom of heavy metal only to find yourself serenaded by soul. Listen to the “CNN for Black people” as Chuck D called hip-hop and transition into soothing folk-pop. The sounds of the past century enlivening every step as you walk out into the bright and sunny day. I hope you get as much joy and frisson out of listening to and reading this playlist as I have spent making it. And remember, leave yourself open to being surprised, to not being sidetracked or put out of sorts because you don’t see your particular favourite or obligatory picks. Let the power of great music carry you through. And remember…

     “I am not in love/ But I am open to persuasion”

    -Joan Armatrading

    Notes: The formatting of each entry shall be as follows

    Song: Song Name/ Name of secondary or alternate track

    Artist: Artist of primary version/ artist of secondary or alternate track in order of listed song names

    Album: Album or EP or Single or “N/A” of primary track (of either the original album release, the most recent or highest quality version)/Ditto of secondary or alternate track in order of listed song names

    I have included secondary or alternate tracks on some entries as a form of needed context/contrast/color. In all cases the primary track is the one included on the playlist.

    Stay tuned for Part 2: 500-476

    If you would like to listen along, here is a link to the Apple Music playlist and the Spotify Playlist.